Dragon Tea

Dragon Tea — A separate software dependency required for a piece of software one wants to build and/or run that is:

  1. Excessively difficult to find and hidden in some dark corner of the Internet.
  2. Excessively difficult to build.
  3. Excessively difficult to integrate into build process for the software one wants to build/run.
  4. Any combination of the first three.

Dragon Tea often takes the form of an obscure shared library or Yet-Another-Build-Environment, and usually tends to cause as much or more grief than conveniance it was intended to provide.

Etymology: Dragon Tea was named after the imagery of a mystical ancient Chinese cure to any ailment that one can only be found in the darkest, scariest, most out-of-the-way section of Chinatown on a full moon when all the planets line up, and having as much potential to kill the patient as it has to cure them.

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